Dear Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
You tricked us into believing you were artsy, full of cafe’s and wonderful places to eat at. The beautiful scenery we had to drive by to get to you and the peaceful Amish folk we passed while in their horse and buggies were the highlight of our trip and you were the worst. We didn’t appreciate the fact that everything was closed because it was Monday, that is just silly! We also didn’t appreciate the questionable characters lurking around your historical downtown who made us afraid for our lives. Never again will we return.
(Off to New Jersey tonight!)